Aquafina

Background
Aquafina is a brand of purified water released by Pepsi Co. in 1994. It was suspected that No (Called it) had been cheating on his lover, Dasani, with Aquafina, as well as Perrier and Crystal Geyser. However, Aquafina is the most soulless of all of them.

Brand History
Aquafina started selling in 1994 in Kansas, but soon spread in sales from North America and the middle east. It has grown to become the number 1 most sold water bottle brand in the US.

Scandal with No (Called it)
On a date unknown, Dasani, No (Called It)'s lover, had publicly accused No of cheating on her with Aquafina. Though No denied this as much as he could, Dasani couldn't pull herself to believe him, accusing him of taking Aquafina over her because she had less than zero calories, was more purified, and had more flavor than Dasani. Immediately, Dasani contacted Perrier to get confirmation of what was happening. She came back stating that No (Called it) HAD been involved with Aquafina, Perrier, and Crystal Geyser all at the same time. This made Dasani furious, and while No (Called it) tried to explain, she had already left to go whine at her mother's house. It was then that Aquafina had murdered the both of them, as well as Crystal Geyser and Perrier so that there would be no suspicions of her anymore. She was never caught for this. She has since moved over to Kr0MehK0n and is the biggest slut of all the water bottles and drink brands. Her and Kr0MehK0n are getting married on April 20, 2069 and are having their honeymoon in Somalia where they will nuke various helpless orphanages and infest the rest of the country with AIDS.