Dasani

Background
Dasani is a brand of purified drinking water released in 1999 by the Coca-Cola Company (TM). Besides being a brand of water bottle, Dasani is a person with feelings too, and gained notoriety in chat when her and No were in a fight about him cheating on her.

Product History
Dasani was released by the Coca-Cola Company in 1999 in the US, Canada in 2000, Latin America in 2003 (Starting with Brazil), and 2004 in the UK. When first launched in Canada, it was released in all provinces except Quebec, and did not get flavored water until 2005. Dasani was at first a disaster in the UK, but went on to be the sponsored drinking water at the 2012 Olympics in London, boosting its popularity.

Scandal with No
No and Dasani had been engaged for just 3 months, until Dasani discovered that No had been cheating on her with other water bottles, specifically Aquafina and Crystal Geyser, as well as the non-water bottle Perrier. Perrier, according to Dasani herself, turned out to be the one who had told her about his cheating, but he was too afraid to speak up about it until the point he had revealed it. Dasani started questioning No sternly, with No denying everything. Dasani, not having trust in them, got upset and went to her mother's for the night and they never ended up clearing up the rough patch.

Quotes

 * "Have you been seeing Aquafina Again?"
 * "What does she have that I don't have? Is she just more PURIFIED? Is she LESS than zero calories?!"
 * "I'm going to my mothers! Ok, bye! Luv U! (Kiss emoji)"
 * "Aquafina, that evil BITCH!"